Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
What is a “pop punk” and why do they like pizza and hate their parents so much
Because pizza doesn’t suck ass but my parents do. And pop-punk is the music I listen to you uncultured shit.
Crikey! I seemed to have bothered the pop punk in its natural habitat. It seems to be getting defensive. I hear they’re very dangerous when they’re defensive. They supposedly do this “posi jump” as a defense mechanism.